The Jesus Limericks
Some words about my savior Jesus
And the lepers he cured of diseases
On water he walked
And to hookers he talked
So pray to him down on your kneeses
© 2003 Jeffrey P. Hui
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For your catering needs, contact Jesus —
His wedding buffet always pleases!
He'll bring fish and bread,
Lots of wine (white and red),
And a fancy assortment of cheeses.
© 2003 John B. Russell
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There once was a fellow named Jesus
who was sent down from Heaven to please us;
He was nailed to a tree
so we would be free,
and Satan could no longer seize us.
© 2003 Steven V. Hight
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